The power game GORDON KEY presents a lighthearted way to predict the winners of the General Election SINCE the general election was announced I have had difficulty getting to my front door for the mounds of glossy leaflets and election posters that seem to materialise each morning. My dogs have lost their bark through constant barking at the endless streams of canvassers and my wife refuses to switch on the TV as each time she does so she is greeted by a party political broadcast. I couldn't help thinking that life would be far simpler if elections were resolved by someone putting 10p in a fruit machine and letting pure chance take the strain. This would leave mere mortals like ourselves to get on with the important things in life like playing Starglider. By the way, did you know that the reason the death penalty was abolished was to prevent anyone taking a hung Parliament literally! To play the Party Machine is very simple and a lot cheaper than the real thing. Initially you will be given £2 and should you run out of money your generous programmer has arranged for you to receive further donations at £2 a time from the election fund. CWTA
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