In the stereotypical magical Kingdom of Kwargz, the peace and quiet had been shattered by the arrival of the evil orc-lord BEYDM - a being with far too many consonants in his name. The orc-lord and his troops had taken to holding loud all-night parties, which were greatly disapproved of by the natives (mainly because they were never invited). Eventually, after the ores' annual hobbit-bashing night, things got too much for the poor people to bear and you were called upon to help. You are not a bold warrior, elf prince or mighty wizard. You are a sadly pathetic person who will use any excuse at all to take part in an adventure of thrills and high excitement. And so you find yourself on a quest to obtain the only item that can get rid of these ores - Jeremy's Fabled Golden Camcorder, the most ore-terrifying object in existence which is said, in legend, to lie in the heart of the mysterious Nether Regions. There's just one problem. Nobody knows where these Nether Regions are... But don't let that put you off ! Available Now on Disc only for CP/M+ and CP/M 2.2 Priced £5.00  
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