Solution by "Kedenan", played on an Amstrad CPC6128

SAY TO DILLON "FOLLOW". E. E E. E. N N. E. LOOK UNDER PAPER. GET MONEY. W. W. W. GET SHOVEL. E. U. E E. N N. LOOK IN CUPBOARD. GET SAUCEPAN. GET BOWL. SEARCH CUPBOARD. LOOK IN DRAWER. GET SPOON. S. E. N. LOOK IN BOOKCASE. GET COOKBOOK. READ COOKBOOK. Note recipe for Sugar Puffs. DROP COOKBOOK LOOK ON TABLE. GET NOVEL. READ NOVEL. GET CLEANERS DIY BOOK READ DIY BOOK. Note how to make potent cleaning fluid. DROP DIY BOOK. S. S. GET SHIRT. EXAMINE SHIRT. READ SIGN. Danger Radiation. N. E. E. GET RADIATION SUIT. WEAR SUIT. GET TROUSERS. EXAMINE TROUSERS. LOOK IN LOCKER. GET BLAZER. EXAMINE BLAZER. W. W W. S. W. W. W. W. W. CLIMB ROPE. You get a necktie. EXAMINE NECKTIE. GET TRAMPET. EXAMINE TRAMPET. OPEN CUPBOARD You need Dillon with you to survive. GET HOCKEY STICK GET HOCKEY BALL. GET RUGBY BALL. E. E. E. U. W. W GET GEOGRAPHY BOOK. READ GEOGRAPHY BOOK. A book which explains map symbols. LOOK IN CUPBOARD. GET MAP. EXAMINE MAP. Staff Room Map. E. E. E N LOOK ON FLOOR. GET WASHING UP LIQUID. LOOK ON SHELVES. GET BUCKET. LOOK ON SHELVES GET DISINFECTANT. S. E Mr Rozzley is here - starkers!

GIVE NECKTIE TO ROZZLEY. GIVE TROUSERS '0 ROZZLEY. GIVE SHIRT TO ROZZLEY. GIVE BLAZER TO ROZZLEY. SAY TO ROZZLEY ’HELP". He gives you a mallet. READ BLACKBOARD. How to make concrete. W. W. D. D. E. S. W - Staff Room. USE MAP to find your way to the Centre. GIVE MAP TO EVANS. FOLLOW EVANS. SAY TO EVANS "HELP". He gives you the Medium Key. S. W. W. N. READ SIGN. HIT BUTTON WITH MALLET. Everyone has gone out onto the Playing Field, so you can now get in to the Secretary's Office. S. W. W. N. N. SEARCH DESK. GET ALL. S. S. SAY TO DILLON “STAY". At the Assembly Hall.

Around this time the Dinner Bell rings. From Assembly Hall go S. S. S. S. Can only leave school at Dinner Time. SAY TO LOLLYPOP LADY "HELP”. She sees you across the road. E. N. SEARCH COUNTER BUY SUGAR. S E SEARCH COUNTER. BUY LAXATIVE. W. S. SEARCH COUNTER. BUY RICE. N. W. SAY TO LADY "HELP". N. N N. N. Back at the Assembly Hall where you have to make a limited number of moves do do above until Dinner Bell rings again.

From Assembly Hall. E. N. FILL BUCKET WITH WATER. S. E. E. E. N. N. W. U. E. E. N E. S. UNLOCK DOOR. E. Don't take Dillon in here with you. Mr. Wood is in here trapped in a bubble near the ceiling. DROP TRAMPET. JUMP ON TRAMPET BURST BUBBLE WITH PIN. SAY TO WOOD "HELP". He gives you calcium carbonate MIX FLUID IN BUCKET N. W. S. W. W. W. W. THROW FLUID AT BODIE. S. GET BEEKEEPING OUTFIT. WEAR OUTFIT. N. E. E. D. E. S. S. W W W N. FILL BUCKET. S. E. E. E. E. E. MAKE CONCRETE WITH SHOVEL. FILL RUGBY BALL WITH CONCRETE. W W. N E. UNLOCK HUT. S. GET PENKNIFE. N W. S. W. W. W N. FILL BUCKET. S. W. W. N Grizzly Dinsdale won't let you past. DROP RUGBY BALL. N. Hockey Field, with Mr. Woodward tied to Hockey Goal. Hanging over him is a huge fat female alien. If you move in and cut the ropes, you will be squashed by the alien! DROP HOCKEY BALL. HIT HOCKEY BALL WITH STICK. A direct hit on alien! CUT ROPE WITH PENKNIFE.

SAY TO WOODWARD "HELP”. He gives you a piece of string. S. S. E. E. E. E. E. N. N. W. U E. E. N. E. E. E. UNLOCK DOOR. S. SEARCH DESKS. One desk has a drawer which appears to be stuck. It has no handle, but a nail is sticking out. There is a sudden crash behind Ernie as a heavy HINT is dropped. READ HINT. If only Ernie had something to tie to the nail!! TIE STRING. PULL STRING and out pops Mr. Sharpe. SAY TO MR SHARPE "HELP". He gives you a Jam Jar. N. W. W. W. S. W. W D. E. S. E. E. You must be wearing Beekeepers Outfit. SEARCH HIVES. FILL JAM JAR WITH HONEY. MIX INGREDIENTS IN SAUCEPAN. EMPTY SAUCEPAN INTO BOWL. W. W. S. W. W. N. HIT BUTTON WITH MALLET. To get into Secretary's Office again. S. W. W N. N. KNOCK ON DOOR Mr Bennet answers. GIVE NOVEL TO BENNET. E LOOK ON DESK. GIVE BOWL TO MORRIS. He gulps down the Sugar Puffs and dashes off to the loo! SEARCH DESK. GET THINGY. W. S. S. SAY TO DILLON “FOLLOW". E. N.

As Ernie and Dillon rush into the boy's toilet they are met by a Hash. There is a scream of sirens as the police surround the pervert and take him away to the Lock-Up... CONGRATULATIONS BOYS.